This is most likely an urban legend, but it's not one I've heard before (if you have, please tell me) and it bears repeating here for mild entertainment value if nothing else.
So there's this friend of a friend of my girlfriend who owns a huge snake. (Please, leave your "huge snake" gags at the door - what are you, 13?) Like a python or something. And she's one of those weird chicks who gets off on walking about the house with the python draped all about her like Tom Baker's scarf, and then at night puts it back in its glass case thingy, though occasionally it does get out, but it wouldn't ever hurt her, so nothing to worry about, right?
Anyway, one day she notices the python is off its food. It won't touch the dead rats or bunny corpses or whatever it is you buy to fill up an 8 foot snake, and eventually she starts to worry about it, so she takes it to the vets.
"He's not eaten anything for like a whole week!"
"Well, I wouldn't worry about it too much. He seems pretty healthy to me."
"Phew. Because I was worried when the other night I woke up and he was lying out on the bed beside me - I thought he might be dead."
"Oh. Well. That puts a slightly different slant on things..."
The vet then goes on to explain that big snakes like this (it might not be a python, because obviously urban legend details get blurred in the retelling) will often starve themselves for weeks on end if they find a large enough prey that they intend to devour whole. And to make sure they can fit it all in, they will sometimes lay out alongside the body of the prey while they're fasting, just to make sure they can fit it all in one GULP.
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That IS a brown trouser moment..but seems a bit far fetched to me. Can you imagine a predator going up to a potential meal in the wild and measuring itself against it? I saw a pic of a crocodile bursting out of a python's gut once as the snake's eyes were too big for its belly and couldn't handle the huge meal, thus suggesting that such precise calculations are not entirely true.
I have seen footage of an anacondo coughing up a meal so it can attack a larger potential meal though, yeurgh...
I thought about that, but maybe the types of prey it measures up are already dead? Gazelle corpses and stuff. I dunno. Plus (re: the croc), it could easily measure LENGTH that way - but there's nothing to say that the WIDTH wouldn't be its downfall.
God, it's so hard to resist innuendo in this discussion.
Totally true. I'm the same with sandwiches.
Now if you'll excuse me there's a 2-foot long baloney sub waiting in my bed for me. I think it will fit but one has to be sure about these things. :)
you're welcome
Becky - if it's a Subway, you'll have to starve yourself for a LONG time.
Thanks, Vicus - I can always rely on you to debunk - you're like the James Randi of the blogosphere.
Not a fan of snakes, but enjoy "urban legends"....mind you, a python in Queensland recently swallowed up a family pet or two and they didn't really know what was going on until they family all witnessed the snake chow down on their pet chihuahua. Now the father of the family is worried the snake will get his kids via the airducting, its all true. Go here and see for yourself! I hate snakes. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2008/02/28/noindex/wpython127.xml&CMP=EMC-expat2008
The chihuahua was probably a yapper. Python just wanted a bit of peace and quiet.
Very good point, my MIL has a chiuahua and its a ghastly thing, always yapping, nipping and then skittles off and humps the nearest pillow. Wonder if the python takes orders???
I had actually heard this story before, but I wouldn't have known where to look to prove or disprove it.
Still makes for an interesting discussion.
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